November 29, 2008
November 27, 2008
TRAFFIC JAM ALI HASSAN MWINYI RD
MISS EAST AFRICA COMING THIS DEC
Menal Hussein of Eritrea one of the participants of Miss East Africa.
The venue of Miss East Africa beauty contest will be in Burundi where a total of 13 countries are expected to be represented namely Tanzania, Kenya, Uganda, Ethiopia, Madagascar, Comoro, Morocco, Rwanda, Eritrea, Burundi, Djibouti, Somalia and Seychelles.
A BLACK OUT IN DAR ES SALAAM YESTERDAY
Black out in IFM.
One of the classrooms at IFM, a distinct feature that separates IFM from other higher learning institutions in Tanzania is the presence of Air Condition in most of the classrooms. Bravo for that. Unfortunately hii sio mada ya leo.
Dar es salaam yesterday experienced black out and so did the Institute of Finance Management (IFM). Unfortunately the center of excellence had to cancel the e commerce final exam for the part-time postgraduate Diploma students. It is a great dismay for an Institution of the caliber of IFM, not to have a fully functional standby generator owing to fact that it has enrolled a significant number of part-time students.
What happened yesterday was a result of negligence of the highest quality one of the part-time students complained to Pwani Raha.
Dar es salaam yesterday experienced black out and so did the Institute of Finance Management (IFM). Unfortunately the center of excellence had to cancel the e commerce final exam for the part-time postgraduate Diploma students. It is a great dismay for an Institution of the caliber of IFM, not to have a fully functional standby generator owing to fact that it has enrolled a significant number of part-time students.
What happened yesterday was a result of negligence of the highest quality one of the part-time students complained to Pwani Raha.
Maoni yenu yanakaribishwa.
November 26, 2008
A LETTER FROM OBAMA'S COUSIN IN NIGERIA
Dia Broda Baraks
Congrats on your assumption to the throne of US. We your Nigerian famili are very happy for you and for ourselves. It is our turn now to chop US national cake and our enemies cannot do anything about that. I was to come to see you personally at Wite aus but I was not allowed at the airport because of say no fisa. I told them I am Obama kosin bet they refuse me. Your new elesion is a very good news for the Obama clan in Kenya and the famili in Nigeria . When I fest went to the family aus in Kenya to tell dem we are one famili they did not agree but
my pastor from my church make 3 days dry fast and give me a special sponge to baf in barbitch after this they accept me. Becos they don't remember the sister of your granfada mother dat went to Nigeria and mari a shief live near Lagos in 1956 which is also my own personal great grandfada.Now the famili has choose me to diskus some important matas with you. You know you have been long in Amrica and have forget our traditions but tank God we, your famili are hia to guide you to be rill African man. As a president, you must have a male son in office who will take over after you die and since ya wife Mitchell has not able to do that, we have find a wife for you from your fada village. The famili have already chose a good girl from de village not like Amrica or lagos gals who are too stubborn to obey the famili. She is a humble well behave and edicated gal who study sewing and fasion disine so she can help with sewing your suit wen e tia and also unifom for ami and soja. I hope
ya waif will assept famili shoice becos we have fogif her for her winchcraft wich dont allow her to have a male son but if not, she can go back to her fada. Even my pastor has say your younger thoter may need a deliverance becos her granmoda want to give her winsh and ogbanje spirit to chop. Please don't wori about what dis will cost becos I will do it with my own pusonal moni becos we are one famili. I also want to tell you that I want to set up NGO for hades unfans in Kenya and I can be the leader of the NGO. I have a good standard six degree and also studied computa at Iyana Ipaja so am well qualify for dis. Please I need your help for this.I hope you will consider my request. I will also like your personal mobile so I can call you. Please greet Auntie Minchel and the shindren for us. God bless you and may all
your enemies fall down and die, in Jesus' name! Til I hear you, I am
my pastor from my church make 3 days dry fast and give me a special sponge to baf in barbitch after this they accept me. Becos they don't remember the sister of your granfada mother dat went to Nigeria and mari a shief live near Lagos in 1956 which is also my own personal great grandfada.Now the famili has choose me to diskus some important matas with you. You know you have been long in Amrica and have forget our traditions but tank God we, your famili are hia to guide you to be rill African man. As a president, you must have a male son in office who will take over after you die and since ya wife Mitchell has not able to do that, we have find a wife for you from your fada village. The famili have already chose a good girl from de village not like Amrica or lagos gals who are too stubborn to obey the famili. She is a humble well behave and edicated gal who study sewing and fasion disine so she can help with sewing your suit wen e tia and also unifom for ami and soja. I hope
ya waif will assept famili shoice becos we have fogif her for her winchcraft wich dont allow her to have a male son but if not, she can go back to her fada. Even my pastor has say your younger thoter may need a deliverance becos her granmoda want to give her winsh and ogbanje spirit to chop. Please don't wori about what dis will cost becos I will do it with my own pusonal moni becos we are one famili. I also want to tell you that I want to set up NGO for hades unfans in Kenya and I can be the leader of the NGO. I have a good standard six degree and also studied computa at Iyana Ipaja so am well qualify for dis. Please I need your help for this.I hope you will consider my request. I will also like your personal mobile so I can call you. Please greet Auntie Minchel and the shindren for us. God bless you and may all
your enemies fall down and die, in Jesus' name! Til I hear you, I am
Yours amiable cousin
Festus Obama
KARIAKOO NA VURUGU LAKE LEO
MAMBO YA PWANI WASHINGTON JUMAMOSI
November 25, 2008
BREAKING NEWS YONA NA MRAMBA KORTINI
Aliyekuwa Waziri wa Nishati na Madini katika serikali ya awamu ya tatu Bw. Daniel Yona pamoja na aliyekuwa Waziri wa Fedha awamu hiyo hiyo Bw. Basil Pesambili Mramba wamefikishwa Mahakamani kwa Hakimu Mkaazi Kisutu. Watuhumiwa hawa wawili wanatakiwa wasalimishe hati zao za kusafiria pamoja sharti la kutoondoka Dar es salaam, pia kila mmoja ametakiwa aweke dhamana ya kiasi cha bilioni 3.9 fedha taslimu ya Kitanzania.
Habari kamili itawajia punde.
INTERNATIONAL COMMERCIAL BANK'S ATM INAUGURAL CEREMONY
November 24, 2008
RICCO WINS BIG BROTHER AFRICA 3
November 23, 2008
BIG BROTHER AFRICA 3 FINALS TODAY
Pictured above is Hazel of Malawi who Africa seem to favour the most, currently she has 54.2% of the online votes.
This is Ricco from Angola he currently has 35.8% of the online votes.
Munya from Zimbabwe is the least fovoured by the online voters having just 10% of the 13,646 online votes so far.
Brick and Lace will be at the finals performing so this might be another reason to tune in your Television for those of you who are paying monthly subscription charges of DSTV.
November 21, 2008
JUMA NATUE IS FACING RAPE CHARGES.
Pictured above is Juma Nature a local artist in Tanzania who has aquired fame and popularuty in recent years born in 1980, he is one of the leading Bongo Flavour artists so far.
Juma Nature posing for a photo in front of a wire net as free as a bird, but he might be behind Thick iron bars for a period not less than 30 years if found guilty.
Juma Nature outside Temeke District Magistrate's court facing rape charges. The unfortunate thing for Juma Nature is that, Tanzania recently passed tough new legislation against rape, with a minimum 1 sentence of 30 years in jail and a maximum : of life imprisonment. It is alleged that Juma Kassim (Juma Nature) raped a 16 year old school girl together with others.
While in Tanzania dont do the following;
- Dont rape a woman.
- Dont have sex with an under age girl even if she was willing it is rape.
- Dont make love to a school girl even if she is 21 years of age, it is rape. (If you are 18 years and working and you have sex with a 20 year old girl who is in school, it is rape in Tanzania and you might face 30 years behind bars if found guilty.
Loop hole:
In this very same country, if you marry a 15 year old school girl with the consent of her parents, it is legal and you have the blessings of the government.
MIRAA, VEVE, KHAT OR GOMBA,
Miraa is a mild stimulant herb grown in three places in the World, Somali, Ethiopia, Yemen, South Africa and Kenya. Miraa is legally grown in Kenya and it grows in three regions, Kerio Valley in the Rift Valley Province, Embu and Nyambene hills. The best quality of miraa comes from Nyambene hills. Miraa is highly perishable and consumption of the product must take place at least 96 hours or 4 days after it is picked form the tree. UK has not banned the importation of Miraa basing on reports of research, including those made by the World Health Organisation, the National Council for Science and Technology as well as scientists in Egypt and Britain, all of whom concluded that the effect of miraa was too mild to warrant a ban. The researchers were also said to have drawn the conclusion from the fact that the Meru had chewed the drug through the ages, but had not reported any serious health problems.
The two ministries and that of Foreign Affairs also noted that, under the World Trade Organisation rules, no country could ban a fresh produce without giving scientific proof of the harm it can do.
Miraa is illegal in Tanzania, US, Canada, Sweden, Norway, and Eritrea over health concerns. Regardless of the fact that miraa has been banned in Tanzania there is an overwhelming inflow of merchandize. Arusha and Moshi people have been notorious in defying the government orders particularly when it comes to consumption of miraa. Dar es salaam is another place where miraa is abundantly being consumed.
The two ministries and that of Foreign Affairs also noted that, under the World Trade Organisation rules, no country could ban a fresh produce without giving scientific proof of the harm it can do.
Miraa is illegal in Tanzania, US, Canada, Sweden, Norway, and Eritrea over health concerns. Regardless of the fact that miraa has been banned in Tanzania there is an overwhelming inflow of merchandize. Arusha and Moshi people have been notorious in defying the government orders particularly when it comes to consumption of miraa. Dar es salaam is another place where miraa is abundantly being consumed.
Now that there are efforts by the East African leaders to revive the East African Community and given the fact that Kenya earns a significant portion of its foreign exchange by exporting Miraa, do you think that Tanzania should uplift the ban.
November 20, 2008
November 19, 2008
MAONESHO YA BIASHARA MNAZI MMOJA.
HEIGHT COMPETITION
November 18, 2008
BANDARI MAKAO MAKUU GIZA TORORO JANA.
MAMA CLINTON’S CRONOLOGY OF MISFORTUNATE EVENTS
This year was thought to be a historic year for women all over the world owing to the fact that the former First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton was given an upper hand by pundits and many thought that she would win the white house race come November 4th, little did they know she would not even win the Democratic nomination.
- Jan 3rd: Mama Clinton's decisive defeate in Iowa was a heavy blow to her campaign and disoriented her from the key issues (It should be noted that this was the first democratic caucus.
- June 3rd: After the last democratic primaries for Montana and South Dakota were held, it was apparent that Hillary Clinton had lost the democratic nomination, she did not concede defeate immediately. Later on she argued her case on winning the popular votes thus creating a division in the party. After she came into her senses she congratulated Obama. Among the likely candidates for the VP post was Mama Clinton and she was ready to accepted the position if asked, though she never admitted publicly.
- August 23rd: The presumptive democratic nominee Barack Obama choose Joe Biden as his running mate. Again the hopes of the former first lady of becoming the US VP were shuttered.
- Nov: Currently Hillary Clinton is among the likely candidate for the Secretary of State position. On the other hand the former President Bill Clinton's international business dealings, global foundation and penchant for going off script could present a significant obstacle to Hillary Clinton becoming secretary of state.
People please give this lady a chance. First it was the presidency, then VP job and now the Secretary of State position. She also wants to be in the books of history together with Madeleine Albright and Condoleze Rice. Jamani please muachieni.
November 17, 2008
TOP 20 BILLIONARE'S LIST
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